Answer all questions.
Note:-Calculator or any other electronic devices is not allowed.
1.What is the name of the first Igbo boy that opened shop at Alaba international market?
(a) Don jazzy (B) Anyim Pius Anyim (c) Gov. Peter Obi
2.Who addressed herself as a widow while her husband is still alive?
(a)Jonathan Patience (b) Turai (c) Stella
3.Who Strike pass?
(a) Boko Haram (B)Thunder (c) ASUU (d)Patience Dame
4.You can sharpen cutlass on Banky's head
(a) True (b) false (c) I don't know
5.What are the names of the two people holding hands when you power-on a Nokia phone?
(a) Charly Boy and Denrele (B)Ryan Giggs and John Terry (c) OBJ and IBB
6.If the past tense of take is took, the past tense of make is
(a) Mook (B) maked (c) maken
7.I have a dream is to Martin Luther King as I have no shoes is to …..
(a) GEJ (B) IBB (c) OBJ
8.What is the plural form of GARRI
(a) garris (B) garried (B) garium
9.If Adekunle Chukuwma Ciroma Finally Passes WAEC, will she write JAMB next year?
(a) No (b)Yes (c) That's no business of mine
10.Which University has the highest no. of babes that travel to Dubai for 2weeks and return with British accent?
(a)EBUs B)UNIJOS (c)UNIABJ (d) MAULAG
11.Name of the decade
(a)Maulag (b)Phcn (c) Airtel
12.Gaint of Africa
(a)South Africa (b)Nigeria (c) Ghana
13 Which of these is the best project
(a)Nitel (b)Ajaokuta steel rolling
14A fool at 50 is (a/an) _____ ______
(a)fool/forever (b)fool/now (c)idiot/now
SECTION 2:- THEORY
Attempt all questions.
1a.Differentiate between Do or Die and if I don't win the next election their will be blood shed.
B.If it took GEJ 50years to trek to Aso rock without SHOES,how long will it take if he was putting on SUPRA
2a.Using Quadratic Formula,
calculate the diameter of Banky's head (take♊=3.14)
B.If your X-Boyfriend or X-girlfriend Wins N100Million Naira In The Glo WINBIG Promo 2 Days After you Broke Up! FIND X!
3a.If Ada is a girl, and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi?
b.What are the surnames of the three statues that welcome you to Lagos?