Thursday, November 15, 2012

Church Service(In a very near future!)

With the insurgence of smartphones and rapid growth in technological development seen around anything can happen.Check out this joke I scrambled on:

CHURCH SERVICE
PASTOR:Praise the Lord.
CONGREGATION:Hallelujah!
PASTOR:Can we please turn on out Tablet PCs,iPads,Cellphones,Kindle Fire Bibles to 1 Cor .13:13....!
And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon...!
PASTOR:Let us pray committing this week into God's hands.Open your WhatsApp,BBM,Twitter and Facebook and chat with God.Come on...
(minutes later)
PASTOR:Please have your credit cards and debit cards ready as we shall now take tithes and offerings.You can log on to the church Wifi using your username and password.If you don't have one subscribe now.Meet with the ushers
(Ushers circulate mobile card swipe machines among the Congregation,Praise by the church choir)

PASTOR:Those who prefer to make electronic fund transfer are directed to computers at the rear of the church and those who prefer to use iPads allowed to flip them open.Those who prefer telephone banking are allowed to take out their cellphones to transfer funds to the church bank account!
The Holy atmosphere is truly electric as cellphones,iPads,PCs and laptops beep and flicker!
[Announcement] 
SECRETARY;This week's cell meetings shall be held on the various Facebook group pages where the usual group chatting takes place.
Please don't miss out.
Thursday's bible teachings will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT.
Don't miss out.
You can follow the Pastor on twitter for words of admonition,counseling and prayers.
God bless you and have a wonderful week.
[Benediction]

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